inside the good old purse - aka YIKES! I'm carrying around WHAT?

wallet ( luckily!)
one plastic black horse figure
crumpled kleenex (clean-ish)
4 almost empty packs of gum
one "wet" (????) baby sock with goldfish cracker crumbs stuck to it
two empty plastic easter eggs
hand cream (yummy vanilla)
pink hair barrette
chicken figure (little people - stolen from nephew - oops!)
two bottles of hand sanitizer
pack of unopened fishy crackers
half eaten (therefore opened!) mini mexican marshmellows (good stuff!)
black marker ( for my autograph? so many fans!)
one size 4 baby diaper - unused ;)
dirty penny
many many crumbs that somehow escaped being stuck to wet sock
make up bag - actually only foundation, tweezers, brush and mascara in here!
3 assorted littlest petshop figures - 2 cats, one fuzzy dog?maybe cat
medi-case filled with ibuprofen, bandaids, polysporin, tweezers, lipsticks and more junk
small plastic shark ( really cool one!)
kleenex package
small tin of candy
son's zippers "wild things" change purse
paycheque and paystub
3 rubber bands
note from daughter's gymnastics

no wonder my husband HATES to look for anything in my purse!